come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Potions Brewed: 110
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Dragon Eggs Found: 9944

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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