come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Rune Stones Activated: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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