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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Runes Activated: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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