come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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