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ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crops Grown:	2248	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimension Hops:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4248	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Farms Harvested:	884
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Items Found:	1071
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4316	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Votes:	1242	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6685	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Players:	93/600	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Emeralds Found:	8871	Dragon Eggs Found:	2494
Alien Abductions:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Potions Brewed:	188	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1