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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4247	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “LughtTime best anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – BLACKED General

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Welcome to the Big Black Capes Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few questionable mods. Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI reigns supreme and the BLACKED Modding community thrives.

Looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity with the help of NovelAI V.3? Look no further, because we’ve got unlimited gens for just $25 a month! And don’t forget to check out our BLACKED Clothing line – because who doesn’t want to game in style?

But that’s not all – our BNWO Dictionary will have you speaking in tongues you never knew existed, and our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program will have you earning rewards you never thought possible.

So come join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only thing crazier than the mods is the community. Who knows, you might just end up with a cape so big, it’ll block out the sun.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	141
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

What are Minecraft servers like MineScape ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to MineScape include:

1. RuneScapeCraft – This server combines the worlds of Minecraft and RuneScape, offering a nostalgic experience for players who love both games. Explore familiar locations from RuneScape, complete quests, and engage in PvP battles in this immersive server.

2. AdventureCraft – AdventureCraft offers a unique gameplay experience with custom quests, challenges, and events for players to enjoy. Dive into a world full of adventure and excitement, with endless opportunities for exploration and creativity.

3. FantasyRealm – FantasyRealm is a fantasy-themed Minecraft server that features custom dungeons, quests, and RPG elements. Embark on epic adventures, level up your character, and discover hidden treasures in this immersive and engaging server.

4. MedievalCraft – Step back in time with MedievalCraft, a Minecraft server inspired by medieval history and lore. Build castles, wage wars, and experience life in a medieval kingdom as you immerse yourself in this rich and detailed world.

5. PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pokémon and Minecraft, then PixelmonCraft is the server for you. Catch and train Pokémon in a Minecraft world, battle other players, and embark on a journey to become a Pokémon master in this exciting and unique server.

Whether you’re looking for nostalgia, adventure, or something completely new, these servers offer experiences similar to MineScape that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lesbian Straightening Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2