PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Towns Built:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
New Chunks Explored:	379295	Horror Stories Survived:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ores Mined:	6674
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Potions Brewed:	124
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Divine Spears Created:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4082
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5157	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6629	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2405	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2122

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Void Armor Forged:	24	Votes:	6487
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Crops Grown:	4732	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!