Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Potions Brewed: 81
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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