so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Mines Excavated: 3256 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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