so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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