so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 4
Falling into the Void: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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