But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that awkward dinner incident. Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who knows, you might even encounter a mischievous host NPC who tries to offer you virtual mutton curry just for laughs!
So come join us on our server and let loose your inner Minecraft warrior while enjoying a drama-free dining experience. Remember, on our server, the only thing getting cooked is your virtual creations, not your feelings. See you there!
Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience. Just like this one time when a player built a giant tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse and create a crater that swallowed up half the server!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles and rivalries you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a single block of dirt for hours on end, with spectators placing bets on who will emerge victorious. It’s like a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your daring deeds and insane antics. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, they’re epic! We once had a battle where everyone was riding on llamas and shooting arrows blindfolded. It was chaos, but so much fun!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Version | |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username: Duvahl
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7
A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.
A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.
A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.
A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging lava like a pro! And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!
Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel lonely with all the Chumbuds cheering you on as you build your epic castle or prank your buddies with some sneaky traps.
So what are you waiting for, you blockheads? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Life is just a simulation anyway, am I right?
We understand the struggle of being a picky eater, which is why on our server, you can feast on pixelated pizzas, munch on blocky burgers, and indulge in square-shaped sushi without any pressure or judgment. No more arguments with your partner over trying new foods – just pure, delicious fun in the world of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that doesn’t make you want to hurl!
But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.
So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!
but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.
oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.
so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.
| Type | Semi-Vanilla Factions |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
CollideCraft is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server with multiple plugins, an active player base, and a fun community. Join us for building, PVP, alliances, and enemies!
Join Season 1 now! Discord Link
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join CollideCraft? | Simply connect to the server using the IP address and port provided. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | There are minimal rules in place to ensure everyone can have fun. Breaking these rules may result in consequences. |
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | Yes, PVP is allowed, so be prepared to defend yourself or form alliances. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | While some mods are allowed, make sure to check with the server staff before using them. |
| How can I report a player for griefing? | You can report any player for griefing to the server staff through Discord or in-game chat. |
Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.
So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.
