so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Runes Activated: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 8313 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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