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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Votes:	1047	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Towns Built:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9425
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchantments Applied:	57	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9825
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	9058	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8004
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchantments Applied:	94
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Divine Spears Created:	18

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Divine Spears Created:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Buildings Constructed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Crops Grown:	7832	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8412	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	99/700	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	992587
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24