so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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