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Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Farms Harvested:	217	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Magic Items Found:	6392	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Dragon Eggs Found:	6788	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9932
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	1406
Crops Grown:	6043	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4472	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Potions Brewed:	134	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	144
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

Players:	94/300	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1356	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14