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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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