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CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Towns Built:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Votes:	1954	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	8585
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	2609	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8356
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4482	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Emeralds Found:	1009	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Votes:	9232	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	162	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

SpanGone Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Chinese, covert operation, cyber attack, Democracy, digital warfare, Disinformation, foreign interference, Government, Graphika report, information warfare, Minecraft, online activism, online influence, Operation, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, social media, spain, SpanGone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	176
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6954
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!

ProtestCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, education, foreign students, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Middle East conflict, policy, Political, Pro-palestinian, ProtestCraft2020, Protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ores Mined:	4285
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!

Lunar Ridge Revelations

geologically active, geology, Lunar, lunar features, Lunar surface, Moon, Moon discoveries, Moon exploration, moon formations, Moon geology, moon research, Moon rocks, moon’s composition, moon’s far side, moon’s history, moon’s mysteries, moon’s near side, new study, revelations, RIDGE, ridges, scientists

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE DA MOON BUT BETTER! WE GOT RIDGES THAT ARE YOUNGER THAN UR GRANDMA’S COOKIES! COME EXPLORE DA FAR SIDE AND SEE FOR URSELF! WHO NEEDS A GEOLOGICALLY DEAD MOON WHEN U CAN HAVE A LIVELY, RIDGE-FILLED MOON SERVER? JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF DA CRAZIEST MOON ADVENTURE YET! 🌕🚀🌌 #MOONLIFE #YOUNGRIDGES #MINECRAFTFUN

Players:	102/400	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9