PurgeRPGE | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Void Armor Forged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Crops Grown:	1144	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5057	Villages Defended:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Animals Bred:	140
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	143	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6782	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Votes:	8350
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Votes:	9908	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	163356

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7