PuppyParvoPanic Minecraft Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time we adopted a puppy during a hurricane only to find out she had Parvo. But wait, it gets crazier – turns out, the brother of our server owner never vaccinated his dog and blamed us for the whole mess! Can you believe it?

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who always have each other’s backs, even in the most absurd situations. So come on in and experience the wildest adventures, the most outrageous stories, and the most unexpected friendships. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Electric Road Warriors

    Electric Road Warriors
    so, like, u know how u always worry about ur car breaking down on the side of the road? well, on our server, u don’t gotta worry bout that cuz our battery cars last as long as petrol and diesel cars! like, we did a study and found out that electric vehicles are super reliable now, like, no joke. we looked at 300 million records from MOT data and, like, estimated failure rates and stuff. so, come join our server and never worry bout ur car breaking down again! plus, u get to drive around in a cool electric car and be all eco-friendly and stuff. it’s a win-win situation, dude. so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into the sunset together, in our electric cars of course.

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  • Starry SMP

    Starry SMP

    Starry SMP

    FAQAnswer
    What is Starry SMP?Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). We aim for a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
    Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players but you can fight if both players agree. Overall, we aim for peaceful gameplay.
    How can I Join?You can join by joining our discord, creating a ticket, and getting whitelisted. 99% of players are whitelisted, so don’t hesitate to join us!
    Can I join on bedrock?Modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock, so unfortunately, you cannot join on bedrock. We wish it was possible for more community members!

    Join our discord for more information and to get whitelisted:

    http://discord.gg/Starry

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  • NoThx4U

    NoThx4U
    Are you tired of being expected to say thank you for every little thing on your Minecraft server? Join our server where gratitude is optional and expected tasks are just that – expected!

    Just like this player’s husband who demands constant thanks for doing basic chores, our server is full of players who expect praise for the bare minimum. But fear not, on our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the pressure of constantly expressing gratitude for every little thing.

    So come join us and experience a world where saying thank you is optional, just like it should be in the real world! Who needs constant validation for doing what’s expected anyway? Let’s build, mine, and craft without the unnecessary drama of demanding thanks for every little task. Join now and say goodbye to the thank you police!

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  • SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft

    SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft
    Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made of diamond blocks and there’s a secret portal that takes you to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life Minecraft character if you join the server. I heard that if you build the tallest tower out of dirt, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to PvP battles. It’s like, the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience ever, dude. You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • SnakeOilCraft

    SnakeOilCraft
    Are you tired of being duped by fake promises and empty claims? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure-all for all your gaming woes!

    Join us and experience the magic of our server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs fly (literally)! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself bows down to our pixelated greatness.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain the ability to teleport to the real world and bring back all the riches and glory you desire. Need a new car? Just hop on our server and drive one back! Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy, just tame one in our enchanted lands.

    So say goodbye to all those other boring Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of craziness. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back!

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