join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!
if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
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| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
Straight Up Minecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server offering a laid back survival experience without land claims, currency or economy plugins.
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
No, there are no land claims or land protection on the server.
No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla experience.
And get this, the mobs on this server are all tsundere too. Like, you’ll be fighting a zombie and it’ll be all like “I-I only wanted a hug, not to eat your brains!” It’s so random and crazy, you’ll be questioning reality, bro.
Plus, the buildings on this server are all designed to look tsundere. Like, you’ll see a castle and it’ll be all like “I-It’s not like I want you to come inside or anything, b-baka!” It’s so ridiculous, you’ll be laughing your butt off.
So, yeah, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate tsundere experience. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.
We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.
So come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown, just like my partner who is still missing (but don’t worry, he’s alive)! Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? See you there!
And the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Like, last week, I took on a whole army of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And you know what? I won. It was insane, bro.
So, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, bro?