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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5220 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 315 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
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