Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 6:36 AM

New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of taking care of everything in your life, only for someone else to reap the benefits? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle! Just like how you’ve been taking care of that ungrateful child’s puppy, we’ll take care of all the hard work for you. No need to worry about feeding or watering your virtual pets, we’ve got it covered!

And if you’re looking to adopt a new virtual pet, we’ve got you covered there too. Just like how that ungrateful child adopted a new puppy, you can adopt as many virtual pets as you want on our server. And don’t worry about moving, we’ll make sure your virtual pets are well taken care of, no matter where you go!

So join our Minecraft server today and let us take care of all the responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    mr3.TexRich.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

    2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server

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    Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

    Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

    Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

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    So glad you stumbled upon our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come.

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond block the size of a house. But watch out, because the block is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    Or how about participating in our annual sheep racing competition, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while trying to dodge obstacles like exploding creepers and lava pits. It’s a race like no other, and the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary pranking wars, where players go head to head in a battle of wits and creativity to see who can pull off the most outrageous prank. From filling someone’s house with hundreds of chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server

    Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with TikTok trolls who can’t appreciate the greatness of America? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only handouts are diamonds and enchanted gear!

    We’ve got a thriving community of players who know the true meaning of American greatness – like building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and defeating the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re ready to leave the food stamp mentality behind and embrace a world of endless possibilities, join us on our server today! Who needs TikTok drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP

    Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of evil girls taking over your Minecraft SMP server? Look no further, because our server has the solution! Join us and help us defeat the evil girls by building giant statues of cute puppies to distract them. Trust us, it’s the only way to stop their reign of terror. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Join us and save the world from the evil girls!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IronLine server Minecraft

    IronLine server Minecraft

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    IronLine Best Grief Server!

    IronLine.mc-dns.net:25793

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers dance to dubstep music, and the trees drop candy instead of wood.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Steve Wallis Chechen Minecraft SMP

    Steve Wallis Chechen Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Rumor has it that Steve Wallis is actually a Chechen spy sent to infiltrate our server and steal all our diamonds. But don’t worry, we’ve got llamas trained in the ancient art of karate to protect us. Join us for epic battles, secret underground lairs, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trust No Maiden Minecraft Server

    Trust No Maiden Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only spinning wheel you’ll find is the one that churns out epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us and discover a world where maidens and women are actually the rulers, using their spinning wheel powers to create the craziest quests and challenges for players to conquer. Who knew that falsehood could be so fun?

    So if you’re ready to trust in the words of these spinning wheel masters and embark on a journey like no other, then join our server now and prepare to have your heart shaped in the most unexpected ways!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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