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Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9593	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	6525	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	2549
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9209
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	4323	Magic Items Found:	4223
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crops Grown:	5521	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1662	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	976
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Towns Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	8723
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	197
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120