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Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, Diplomacy, Minecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchantments Applied:	252	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8185
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Emeralds Found:	7196
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Animals Bred:	88	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Towns Built:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	73
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	7293	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1106
Chimeras Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	353
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	253
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	56
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

Players:	98/600	Votes:	7256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5