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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5159 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!