PunchMeThroughScreenCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Farms Harvested:	197	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	2460
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, you know how sometimes people can be total jerks online? Well, NOT on this server, bro. Why? Because if someone tries to be a meanie, you can just reach through your screen and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!

Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Items Found:	6018
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
New Chunks Explored:	541439	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	6307
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	224	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4566	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3964
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Items Found:	4914

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Towns Built:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Votes:	6277

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	2029	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	2418	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	167
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!