Punchcraft Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7390	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	1933	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7114	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Dragon Eggs Found:	2787
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	3521	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ores Mined:	7982
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Potions Brewed:	69
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Star Shards Collected:	85
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	6812
Votes:	2271	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	5392

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4