Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!
PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP
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BiblicalBlockLand
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.
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NoPolitixMinecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cakes and cookies. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a ban on American political topics because one time a creeper got elected as president and things got way too explosive. So if you wanna join in on the fun and chaos, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our blocks and cause drama. Let’s goooo! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #NoPoliticsJustBlocks
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BlockyRiotPardonPalooza
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!
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Zombie 28 Later Server
join our epic minecraft server where zombies take over the world and you gotta survive like in those movies 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and 28 years later but in alphabetical order. it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the undead hordes and be the last one standing. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the zombie madness begin!
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Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Great Salt Lake is shrinking faster than your mom’s patience when you forget to do your chores!We got lower streamflows that only account for two-thirds of the decline in lake volume, but wait, there’s more! The rest of the decline is all thanks to an increase in lake evaporation due to warmer temperatures. And guess what? It’s only gonna get worse as temperatures continue to rise, just like the drama in our server!
So, come on down and join us for a wild ride of shrinking lakes and rising temperatures. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have all this craziness? Don’t miss out, join now!