PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

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Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	New Chunks Explored:	516478

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

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Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	4023
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	642	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pyrakia

Towny

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	196	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Grown Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3991	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	69	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	318	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!