Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dimension Hops: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Servers

  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

    The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

    Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Potions Brewed: 35
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Emeralds Found: 4905
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2124 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Farms Harvested: 208
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

    Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Crops Grown: 9259 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

    If you are: 

Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

    Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

    And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

    Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

    We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ores Mined: 2267 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Dimension Hops: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Crops Grown: 1869 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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