Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Votes:	5426	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Animals Bred:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mines Excavated:	3007
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	498584

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4725	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9644	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9092
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	4089

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5892
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	590	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Potions Brewed:	134
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Players:	95/700	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2