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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7676 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).