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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6435 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 210 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).