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Obelisk Oasis – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers with shitty UI and zero mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, it’ll make you want to go back to playing Runescape! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, lag spikes, and random explosions that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them)! Our server is so chaotic, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next – maybe a herd of creepers will start breakdancing or a flock of chickens will rise up and overthrow the players. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Or don’t, we won’t judge if you run back to Runescape crying.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Relevant Minecraft SMP Scene

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village over who has the best looking sheep? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find it and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive Ender Dragon with a stack of carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, nothing is off limits.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NEETs Minecraft Server: Work Day Escape

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Are you tired of being a NEET and doing nothing all day while your friends are out there conquering the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal boredom! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, battle against hordes of evil chickens armed with enchanted feather dusters, and build the most ridiculous structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Election Sway Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the craziest election scandal in gaming history! Rumor has it that one player tried to bribe the others with stacks of diamonds to secure their victory as server president. But did he sway the election /b/? You’ll have to join to find out and maybe even uncover more wild scandals along the way. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Nostalgia Minecraft Server

Anime, card dueling, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic tv shows, collectible cards, Minecraft, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, trading card games, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, Yu-Gi-Oh! community, Yu-Gi-Oh! decks, Yu-Gi-Oh! duels, Yu-Gi-Oh! fans, Yu-Gi-Oh! merchandise, Yu-Gi-Oh! nostalgia, Yu-Gi-Oh! series, Yu-Gi-Oh! tournaments, Yugioh

Are you tired of dueling with boring old cards in Yu-Gi-Oh!? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where every block is a different card from the Yu-Gi-Oh! universe. Want to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to protect your base? No problem! Need to activate Mirror Force to defend against a creeper attack? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dueling arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner of these duels will be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft Pharaoh!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where Yu-Gi-Oh! meets Minecraft in the most unexpected way. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary Exodia set hidden deep within the mines. Duel on, duelist!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

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Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Star Shards Collected:	191
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	151	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Commander Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright crazy server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

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Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

> Install Game Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

Previous shenanigans: >>501253273

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	2