MidwestMinecraftMadness

Ambitions, career, children, close family, compromise, Decision making, Earning Potential, East Coast, family, frequent moves, future plans, Healthcare, husband’s dream job, Midwest, MidwestMinecraftMadness, Military life, Moving, public schools, pursuing dreams, Retirement, settling down, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this military wife’s life! From moving six times with four kids to arguing with her husband about his dream job in the Midwest, you’ll never know what to expect next.

With family drama, career ambitions, and tough decisions at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a state with poor public schools and healthcare in Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices, come join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself pursuing your own dreams in the midst of all the chaos.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LonelyCraft SMP

ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness and anxiety, loneliness and community, loneliness and depression, loneliness and emotional health, loneliness and friendship, loneliness and human connection, loneliness and mental illness, loneliness and self-isolation, loneliness and social media, loneliness and support networks, loneliness and technology, loneliness and well-being, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness in quarantine, loneliness in relationships, loneliness in society, loneliness in the digital age, LonelyCraft, mental health, smp

Are you so lonely that even the Enderman won’t look you in the eye? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and you’ll have more friends than a pack of wolves chasing down a sheep.

Our server is so lit, even the Creeper can’t resist dropping by for a party. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community so tight-knit, we make Spider’s webs look like loose threads. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your loneliness in the past and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ores Mined:	3615
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TikTokCraze Minecraft Server

banned, Censorship, covert influence operations, digital platforms, Disinformation, foreign interference, global politics, information warfare, media outlets, Minecraft, News, online content, political influence, Propaganda, rt, russia, Russian state media, Server, social media, Sputnik, Technology, tiktok, TikTokCraze

so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

Accountability, arrest, bad actors, CEO, Communication, compliance, cooperation, CraftyCreeperJailbreak, criminal activity, data, encrypted, investigation, law enforcement, legal process, messaging app, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, transparency, user information

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

assisted reproduction, Canadian cohort study, fertility assistance, fertility treatments, gestational carriers, gestational surrogacy, high-risk pregnancies, hypertensive disorders of pregnancy, maternal health, maternal morbidity, maternal mortality, postpartum hemorrhage, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy risks, pregnancy surrogacy, pregnancy surrogates, reproductive health, severe maternal morbidity, Struggles, surrogate, surrogate risks

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, alive, blocky, for honor, Gaming, long tail tags, market, Minecraft, Server, state of decay 2, still supported, stopped playing, sunset, that one game, ubisoft, unexpected, Updates, years ago

Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

#youtube, algorithm, Beating, cia, Europe, fsb, FSB plant, georgia, Globohomo, Lesbian, liberal, Liberalism, migrants, Minecraft, Natasha, non-white, patriotic gear, Plant, Redpilling, russia, smp, War, zoomers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9078
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, fluke, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, OMG, outrageous coincidence, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CreeperCatastrophe

arguments, bad news, bad weather, being late, cancelled plans, car accidents, computer crashes, CreeperCatastrophe, financial problems, flat tire, forgetting important events, health issues, long lines, lost keys, missed deadlines, oversleeping, power outage, rude people, spilled coffee, stress, traffic

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Ease, easing tensions, foreign relations, geopolitical dynamics., international politics, iran, Iranian leadership, Israel, Israeli relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, nuclear deal, peace talks, president, regional stability, Server, Tensions

so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. you gotta join because, like, the president of iran said he’s gonna come on and play with us. can you imagine? playing minecraft with the president, man. it’s gonna be lit.

he said he’s gonna build a giant peace monument in the shape of a creeper to show that he’s ready to ease tensions with israel. like, how crazy is that? who knew minecraft could bring world peace, right?

so come join us on this server, where anything can happen. maybe next, the queen of england will pop in and start a build battle with us. you never know, man. minecraft is a wild place.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockBusterBattles

Belarus, BlockBusterBattles, Chess, Competition, crushing defeat, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, fide, Geopolitics, global affairs, international chess federation, international relations, Politics, russia, Sanctioned Countries, sanctions, sports, Ukraine, united states, world news

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up everything. but don’t worry, because on this server, creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing stuff up. how crazy is that?

oh, and get this: there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade you rare items for emeralds and tell you about their intergalactic adventures. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

also, there’s this legendary boss called the Ender Dragon who’s actually a misunderstood dragon just looking for friends. defeat him and he’ll give you a ride on his back across the End dimension. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more fire and explosions.

join this server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. it’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you’ll never want to leave. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BrainyCraft Stroke Rehab Fun

brain function, brain health, brain injuries, brain research, BrainyCraft, cognitive assessment, cognitive impairment, cognitive screening tool, Fast, Fun, Healthcare, innovation, medical advancements, medical technology, Minutes, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, Queensland Brain Institute, Rehab, rehabilitation needs, researchers, Stroke, stroke patients, stroke recovery

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain damage but in a good way!!! our researchers from the Queensland Brain Institute have created a tool that will make your brain go WOOSH and help you become a minecraft pro in no time!!! stroke patients? pshhh we’ll have them building epic castles and slaying dragons in minutes!!! join now for a brain-tastic adventure like no other!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	1354	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Never-Ending Quest for Diamonds and Sheeps – The Next Level Semi-Vanilla SMP 1.21 NA West Whitelist

Active, betterthanmending, Chill, Clumps, Community, Competitions, diamonds, Discord, Events, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, invisibleframes, LEVEL, Modded, Neverending, QoL mods, Quest, scavenger hunts, Semivanilla, sheeps, smp, Social, Staff, Vanilla, West, Whitelist

Welcome to The Next Level!

Looking for a chill, fun community to hang out and game with? The Next Level is a gaming and social hub made up of long-time friends and gamers, and we’re always excited to welcome new faces.

We self-host our own premium servers on the West Coast of North America. We’re starting with an SMP server, with a modded server being worked on soon. We’re also looking for staff to help out in our server and moderate. If you’re interested join our Discord for more info.

Our Minecraft Server:

Server Details
Java Edition, Fabric, Version 1.21
Minecraft Events, competitions, scavenger hunts, and more!
Active Community: Connect with fellow players in our Discord server.

QoL Mods Installed
Betterthanmending – crouch and right click to use lvls to mend items
Clumps – clumps xp orbs together to limit lag
invisibleframes – crouch right click an item frame to make it invisible
shulkerboxtooltip – hover over a shulkerbox to see what’s inside
Modpack is available via our website https://www.thenextlevelgaming.com

Our Discord Server:

Community Features
Regular Game Nights & Events
Organized Tournaments
Monthly Giveaways
Premium Self-Hosted Minecraft Servers
Streamer Partnerships

Other Games We Play:

Games
Fortnite
Overwatch
Fall Guys
Among Us
Sea of Thieves
Rust
Diablo

Discord Invite Link: https://discord.gg/tnl

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hangable Noob Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, crime, criminal justice, cultural evolution, Ethics, Hangable, hangable offense, historical perspective, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Legal System, Minecraft, morality, noob, past crimes, punishment, Server, social change, social progress, societal norms, societal values

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only hangable offense is not joining in on the fun!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

We have a secret underground base where players can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But beware, there’s a legend that says if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie villagers riding on skeleton horses. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you might just find yourself facing the ultimate punishment… being banned for life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

PubsLifesteal

Updated September 27, 2024

MidwestMinecraftMadness

Updated September 27, 2024

CraftyCarbCraze

Updated September 27, 2024

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

Updated September 27, 2024

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

Updated September 27, 2024

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Updated September 27, 2024

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

Updated September 27, 2024

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

Updated September 27, 2024

CreeperCatastrophe

Updated September 27, 2024

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Updated September 27, 2024

BlockBusterBattles

Updated September 27, 2024

BrainyCraft Stroke Rehab Fun

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20