Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 273 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 278 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a server where the only rule is to be as absurd and ridiculous as possible. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves covering everyone’s houses in pink wool? We support it!
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT fishing” where players compete to see who can catch the most fish using only explosives. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dance parties that happen every full moon.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when you might accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to ride a llama dressed as a pirate.
