Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 170 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.
