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Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	6048
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1527	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ores Mined:	564	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchantments Applied:	136	Dragon Eggs Found:	3266
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3766	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Animals Bred:	151	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Star Shards Collected:	151
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1