PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

self harm, courage, schizophrenia, mental illness, seeking help

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

Samoan #3’s Epic Minecraft SMP Battle

Samoan #3, Conflict, control, Minecraft, Warriors

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, like the epic battle between Samoan #3 and Samoan #7B for control of the Magical Peppers. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Magical Peppers will gain ultimate power and never have to worry about hunger again. But beware, the Magical Peppers are guarded by a fierce tribe of llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious crop. Will you join the fight for the Magical Peppers or will you befriend the llamas and become their llama whisperer? The choice is yours in this wacky and unpredictable world. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Soulful Games Minecraft Server

Soulful, touching, narrative driven, Server, immersive experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. We guarantee you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why wait? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, it’s the perfect blend of insanity and fun!

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No. Minecraft SMP 145595258 by AnonYmous

investigation, ANONYMOUS, Suspense, detective, No. 145595258

Welcome to the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And guess what? They taught this player how to do the moonwalk while exploding in perfect sync. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a hidden portal that led to a parallel universe where pigs rode on the backs of chickens and the trees were made of diamonds. It was like something out of a fever dream, but they swear it’s true!

So if you want to experience the wild, wacky, and downright absurd adventures that await you on this Minecraft SMP, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

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CookieCraft SMP

Survival, PvE

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief. This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on the latest hardware.

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Deep End Divas Minecraft Server

funny, Stereotypes, women’s issues, LAUGHING, women’s perspective

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples and slime balls. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft? Come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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