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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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