Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉
