so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Towns Built: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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