so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 314
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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