so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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