so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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