so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Secret Passages Found: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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