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Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3632	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7846
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Zombie Dances:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	317	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	4601	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	2507
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	234	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6961
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Farms Harvested:	560	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8