Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever eats one of these carrots gains the ability to shoot fireballs from their eyes and summon a pack of dancing wolves to do their bidding. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive rainbow sheep. These majestic beasts roam the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in their wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch one and shear its wool, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Short Kings Minecraft Server

    Short Kings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

    Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

    Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

    Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

    Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

    So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Animals Bred: 62

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

    Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

    But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

    If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

    No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

    New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Buildings Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

    Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty World – Minecraft Server

    Crafty World – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

    TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

    StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

    Osomatsu San Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Devilman Crybaby Minecraft Server

    Devilman Crybaby Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as Devilman Crybaby! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with demons, angels, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss in our server, you’ll be granted the power to transform into a devilman yourself! Imagine flying around the Minecraft world with wings and shooting fireballs at your enemies. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of Devilman Crybaby in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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