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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5183	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Potions Brewed:	155	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchantments Applied:	111
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	6308
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Love Letters Sent:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ores Mined:	782	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Villages Defended:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	948	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5422	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Meteorites Collected:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Crops Grown:	2835	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	2076
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1907

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net